Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid