Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid