Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.