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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for