Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for