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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.