What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.