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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.