What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.