They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
In Wales.
Just be *honest* with it man...
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
