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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.