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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!