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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.