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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.