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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.