Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.