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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP