Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.