Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.