Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.