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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!