Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque