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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!