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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup