Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A triathlete doesn't go both ways.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Because slavery is over
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
The sock under my bed.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
A frog in a blender.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Sinko de mayo
Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise
