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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.