Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
The twin towers didn't autumn
An egg gets laid.
He could never hit his kids.
It's rear end!
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Lmayo!
Close the door, I'm dressing!
