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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.