Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.