They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
A plane one.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Plane.
Can I crash at your place
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Prime Rib
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
They ordered pepperoni but they got plane