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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.