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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.