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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.