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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!