What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.