What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp