What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.