What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.