What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's another name for pickled bread?

Dill-dough.

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.