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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!