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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.