What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!