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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.