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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.