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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.