What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?