It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Because umbrellas can't walk
He puts down the three and carries the one.
A fuel injected pickle.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.