Sore Jokes

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Velociraptor Jokes More Velociraptor Jokes

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse