Sore Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Sore Arm Jokes More Sore Arm Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...