A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because attachments are forbidden
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
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They both aren't artichokes
Crabs on your organ
Flatman and Ribbon
