What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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He won't stop banging at the door.

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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I don't know, and I don't care.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!