What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

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What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.