Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.