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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

Fillet of soul

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Pringle Jokes More Pringle Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle