I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
Batman can go out at night without Robin
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
How much their husbands make
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Your mom is funny.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Because they can't make a fist.
A crisp Pringle