I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
About 5 drinks
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Dad.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom
Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)
A crisp Pringle