How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!