Fist Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!