Because they can't make a fist.
Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)
I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
You may fist the bride
New Jersey had first choice.
A fist taco.
Fowl ball
There is no contradiction club
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Walks away*
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
Dam!
I'll be dammed.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Your mom.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.