Fist Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.