Fist Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Food Fight Jokes More Food Fight Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you