Because they can't make a fist.
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Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
You may fist the bride
Is there a dog?
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Dam... I got to get in shape!
None because only beavers give a dam.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
He heard it was finger licking good.
I'm really sodie pop.
It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
When it's attire.
Cloathed*
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
1. Becoming forgetful