A pasta-fist.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
He was told not to play with his food.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
In A minor.
A turn-up
Twitter has a character limit
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Sundae School
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Dronacharya
Cryptic code.
Tell them its almost over
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
