Food Fight Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Scone Jokes More Scone Jokes

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.