Food Fight Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Breakfast Food Jokes More Breakfast Food Jokes