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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Scone Jokes More Scone Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades