Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.