Dam(n).
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
The old one was made of steal.
It's After Earth Day.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Fowl ball.
The license number of the car that hit him.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
Nah, mastay
Because it cracked itself up.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
I don't know.
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Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
It ova slept.
Mediyolkre.
