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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.