What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?