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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.