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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Then, fart.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

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Rich AND famous, apparently

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?