Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

You might also enjoy:

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode