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Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

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