Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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They only had 2 cars.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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It's beer pressure.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode