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La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.