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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.