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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.