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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.