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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries