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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode