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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode