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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.