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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.