Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode