What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"