What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.