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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.