How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Pizza Place Jokes More Pizza Place Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11