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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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They get their Aaargh-On!

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When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Alfredosehen

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Its bang out of order!

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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They both have problems with delivery.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11