How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.