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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that