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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.