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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.