What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.