Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
Two chickens and a goat.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Because his boots were at the menders!
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Tapas a snout!
The cigarette.
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.