Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Because he only had Forints!

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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It's smoking a cigarette.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.