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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board