Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.