Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board