It's smoking a cigarette.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Slow down and apply lube
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
A frog -- it croaks every night.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Dustin.
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
At the coroner store.