How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.