How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!