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Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Epileptic Person Jokes More Epileptic Person Jokes

What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey