They both have problems with delivery.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Little seizures.
Little seizures
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Delivery
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Uppsala
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
Getting to the root of the problem.
It had too many problems.
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
