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Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Epileptic Person Jokes More Epileptic Person Jokes

What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

City Jokes More City Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.