Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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May I take your order?

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Caeser salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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Little Seizures.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.