Pizza Place Jokes

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Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.