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Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!