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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What is the healthiest college?

Rice