What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready