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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.