What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.