What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready