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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.