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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Apples ideas.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens