Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Camenbert

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!