Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.