Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.