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Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"