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Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.