Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.
Patty
She couldn't see that well.
X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
The chewy center.