Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
Thesaurus.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Mrs Hawking
You stay here, I'll go on a head
It's only a weem away.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
You'll know if she was faking it.
