Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"