Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
A widow.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Godfrey
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.