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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.