What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.