What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.