How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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His homemade Bris-kit.

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Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.