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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.