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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.