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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

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