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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess