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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)