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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop