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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop