3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Download Jokes More Download Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?