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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

1045 Jokes More 1045 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Download Jokes More Download Jokes

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT