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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.