3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"