3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

How did Marty Mcfly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Download Jokes More Download Jokes

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.