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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.