What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.