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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.