What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese