How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.