How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.