How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.