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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.