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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.