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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture