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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture