What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture