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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture